Welcome to The Page of the Pwaafted Squeeve™. Many visitors to VitoSpace ask, "Vito, exactly WTF is a pwaafted squeeve?"

A pwaafted squeeve is the mutant device depicted below, which is also known as "Vito's Pweebgxt". The one shown below is a custom-pwaafted job, with a needled poner--one of the many few ever created at Vito's Squeeveworx.

And now, thanks to the miracle of science, you can be clickin' on the Play button below to hear the actual sound of this rare device in all of its pwaaftified squeevularity.

We're happy to have cleared that up for you.