not bio

Here in VitoSpace, we have been persistently bonked on de haid by "Bob" (the universe) in its unrelenting efforts to convince us that, despite our apparently innate tendency to believe otherwise, this is not a fundamentally Vitocentric universe. In fact, as far as we can tell, "Bob" is largely indifferent to our existence.

As a result, we increasingly have come to embrace the notion that it's not about us, it never has been about us, and it's unlikely ever to be about us. Consequently, we've opted not to include any bio info here.

Far from being a case of false modesty, we consider it a matter of pure practicality. After all, it's virtually axiomatic that most folks are mostly concerned about themselves anyway.

Instead, we prefer to simply post our beneficently deranged mutant blatherings from time to time, and let y'all come to your own conclusions. Besides, the real biography is what we do, not what we say.

facebook

We had a facebag page once, but we soon dispensed with that folly. If you're a security-minded individual, we need say no more. You're already aware of the unconscionable abuse of your personal information that facebag dishes out.

If you're not especially sensitive to the subject of online security, then you prolly should subscribe to NakedSecurity. It's free.

pwaagfxt

We don't know what else to call any personal Vitonian squee that we might wish to share with the known universe (or at least the part of it that has Internet access), but we know where to put it — on the Pwaagfxt page.

Enter at your own risk.