SPECIAL VITOSPACE ALERT!

We suspect that VitoSpace would be judged too weird for prime time by a panel of experts who make judgments about such things. We probably would agree with their assessment, but we don't really care what they think.

We do, however, care what you think. We appreciate your taking the time to visit this site, and we have no wish to offend your sensibilities. So, while there's no sociopathically degenerate content on this site, it's not exactly Disneyland^® material either.

Actually, there's no X-rated material or gratuituous violence here—and certainly nothing as indecent, abusive, or barbaric as the kind of morally reprehensible behavior your average politician commits on a daily basis. You'll find some...er, "tasteful vulgarity", and perhaps the occasional booger joke, but it's all in the spirit of good fun. Nonetheless, we feel it's only fair to alert you to the fact that some individuals who have straight-laced mainstream sensibilities might not get it. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Nevertheless, if you appreciate a definite note of irreverence that stops short of devil-may-care abandon, then VitoSpace might be just the adventure you’ve been looking for. Or perhaps you simply wish to effect a bit of reverse peristaltic action on that partially digested stewed newt you had for dinner last night, and sonofagun...you’re fresh out of ipecac syrup.

Well, fear the heck not! VitoSpace will gently yet firmly rattle yer windows and shake down yer walls, for the times they are a-changin'.

Anyhow, welcome to VitoSpace. And next time, skip the newt. We recommend the roasted griffin, medium rare, with epiphany sauce.