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| Today's Quiz |
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| Kids! Don't miss out on this
exciting chance to test your actual comprehension of "Bob" (the
universe). It's so good...and good for you, too! You'll be glad you did! |
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| 1. |
A
priest, a rabbi, a prostitute, and a politician are adrift on a raft,
but they only
have one parachute. The bartender whispers something to the nun. She
immediately turns around and asks the horse, "So, like, are you the
horse
that everyone supposedly rode in on?" The duck replies, "Listen,
toots...don't EVER end a sentence with a preposition around me, got
it?" Calculate the penalty they will owe the IRS for not making their estimated quarterly payments on time. |
| 2. |
What
is the meaning of life? |
| 3. |
Multiple
choice: God
is... |
| a.
Truth |
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| b.
"Love" |
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| c.
Not French |
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| d.
Down wif his funkih se'f |
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| e.
The ship...and we are the shipbuilders |
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| f. A Hispanic-surnamed, bisexual,
multiracial, environmental activist of indeterminate gender who drives
a hybrid vehicle with a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker |
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| g. Some of the above | |
| h.
None of the above |
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| i.
All of the above |
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| 4. |
What
does a pompous, sanctimonious, self-righteous, utterly self-preposessed
egomaniac have in common with the
statement "This statement is a lie"? |
Extra Credit Question |
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| The IRS prosecutes the horse for
failure to file tax returns for the last 10 years. Should the defense
strategy be based on rational or moral criteria? Explain. |
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