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Today's Quiz

Kids! Don't miss out on this exciting chance to test your actual comprehension of "Bob" (the universe). It's so good...and good for you, too! You'll be glad you did!


A priest, a rabbi, a prostitute, and a politician are adrift on a raft, but they only have one parachute. The bartender whispers something to the nun. She immediately turns around and asks the horse, "So, like, are you the horse that everyone supposedly rode in on?" The duck replies, "Listen, toots...don't EVER end a sentence with a preposition around me, got it?"

Calculate the penalty they will owe the IRS for not making their estimated quarterly payments on time.

What is the meaning of life?

Multiple choice: God is...

a. Truth

b. "Love"

c. Not French

d. Down wif his funkih se'f

e. The ship...and we are the shipbuilders

f.  A Hispanic-surnamed, bisexual, multiracial, environmental activist of indeterminate gender who drives a hybrid vehicle with a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker

g. Some of the above

h. None of the above

i.  All of the above

What does a pompous, sanctimonious, self-righteous, utterly self-preposessed egomaniac have in common with the statement "This statement is a lie"?

Extra Credit Question

The IRS prosecutes the horse for failure to file tax returns for the last 10 years. Should the defense strategy be based on rational or moral criteria? Explain.

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