Hollowhead
Speed Tests Click on the links below to hear AJG's voice digitized at 1x (original speed), 2x (two times the original speed), and 4x (four times the original speed) 
The only signal processing I used was some frequency equalization and peak limiting to make the "s" sounds a little more clearly audible.  
Leavethisgoddamtextinhere,dammitshit • V50, 2x (3.75 ips) Leavethisgoddamtextinhere,dammitshit 
In the 2x sample, the digital file is timestretched to twice its original duration and transposed (pitchcorrected) down one octave. Otherwise, processing is identical to the 1x sample. 
• V50, 4x (7.5 ips)  In the 4x sample, the digital file is timestretched to four times its original duration and transposed (pitchcorrected) down two octaves. Otherwise, processing is identical to the 1x sample. 
Here are images of the waveform
envelopes for each of the samples above. 
Audio Links 
V50,
1x 

V50, 2x  
V50, 4x 