Subjects listed below connect to corresponding pages...unless they don't,

in which case "we" haven't created the corresponding pages yet.

We'll do it when we get a round tuit. All we have right now is these

bizarre trapezoidal tuits...and they're too weird for prime time.

Not that this site isn't weird, if you catch our drift.

			Cosmic Stuff...and The Hoggie's Whistle
			• Answers To Important Questions About The Universe • Dancing with "Bob" • Yer Basic Native Alien
	The Alien's Old Ship

			Hangania
			• Seiddzi Frovesty • An Interview With Fortney Reeverzaintt • Hizzoner, The Mayor of Hangania
	The Royal Palace

			Bad Literature... Go Lie Down!
			• The Saga of AfterMan • Vamptner Wooth • The Tale of Leetle Rosalita • The Tale of Little Feenley Bozenquainxter • The Tale of the Nested Schmaingts • Charmed, I'm Sure     ...or, Why Bobney Foont Preferred Industrial Sewage to Politicians
	Lost His Funding

			Music
			• Dangerous Noises • Photos • License	• Links
	The McGuinnerator

			Personal
			• Birth Defects • Professional Journals of Doom • Bio	• Pyafft and Squeeve
	OK, I'm comin'...

			Pipes & Weedage
			• Weed Reviews • Favorites • Dr. Vito's Custom Blends	• Photos • Links • Blah, Blah, Blah
	Pipa Croci, dal 1983

			Science
			• Essays & Articles • Hall of Fame • Not Science At All	• Rank Speculation • Links
	He knew

			Society
			• The Prognosis • Good Guys • Hall of Shame	• Activism Lifts Its Leg • Images • Links
	It wasn't easy

			Zargon,  Master  of Destiny
			• Yeah... Right • Not Again... • The Red Pill
	Life is a movie

			Zovolargh,  Master  of  Zargon
			• Doot Buckets • Pwaaah and Neeve • Pooters	• Road Warmers I Have Known • The Central Scrutinizer • The Chill Pill
	But you must act now!