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  MuWahHaHaHa...



The Birth of Reason, c. 1963




Subjects listed below connect to corresponding pages...unless they don't, in which case "we" haven't created the corresponding pages yet. We'll do it when we get a round tuit. All we have right now is these bizarre trapezoidal tuits...and they're too weird for prime time.

Not that this site isn't weird, if you catch our drift.


By the way, this is the region of "Bob" (the universe) quaintly known as "Old VitoSpace", onna counta it was the first website we originally had the temerity to conceive and create. If you're looking for the most recent incarnation, please visit New VitoSpace.







Cosmic Stuff...and The Hoggie's Whistle




Answers To Important Questions About The Universe

Dancing with "Bob"

The Movie Principle of Life

YerBasic Native Alien





The Alien's Old Ship








Haingañia




Seiddzi Frovesty

An Interview With Fortney Reeverzaintt

Hizzoner, The Mayor of Haingañia





The Royal Palace







Bad Literature... Go Lie Down!




The Saga of AfterMan

Vamptner Wooth

The Tale of Leetle Rosalita

The Tale of Little Feenley Bozenquainxter

The Tale of the Nested Schmaingts

Charmed, I'm Sure
    ...or, Why Bobney Foont Preferred Industrial Sewage to Politicians





Lost His Funding







Music & Other Stuff






Dangerous Noises

Photos

License


Links







The McGuinnerator







Personal






Birth Defects

 Professional Journals of Doom

Bio Notes


Pyafft and Squeeve







OK, I'm comin'...







Pipes & Weedage






Weed Reviews

Favorites

Dr. Vito's Custom Blends


Photos

Links

Blah, Blah, Blah







Pipa Croci, dal 1983







Science






Essays & Articles

Hall of Fame

 Not Science At All


Rank Speculation

Links










He knew







Society






The Prognosis

Good Guys

Hall of Shame

Activism Lifts Its Leg

Images

Links









It wasn't easy







Zargon,  Master  of Destiny






Yeah... Right

Not Again...

The Red Pill













Life is a movie







Zovolargh,  Master  of  Zargon






Doot Buckets

Pwaaah and Neeve

Pooters


Road Warmers I Have Known

The Central Scrutinizer

The Chill Pill








But you must act now!